#incorrect yoonseok

[btsicedtea]

yoongi, to literally everyone else: *le glare*

yoongi, to hoseok: *smiles in cat* ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ

[seokkbutt]

Hoseok: I swear to God, I can't stand you.

Yoongi: then, sit on my lap instead.

Hoseok:

Yoongi:

Hoseok: [blushing as he complies.]

Yoongi: [flustered bc the compliance was unexpected.]

[huachengslastbraincell]

Jungkook: Yeeted.

Taehyung: Yote.

Jimin: YEETED.

Hoseok: YOTE.

Namjoon: You're all wrong. It's yate. I yeet, I will yeet, I yate.

Jin: I just wanted to know who threw all the chopsticks out of the window.

Yoongi *in the back*: Why have you forsaken me with these idiots, God? WHY??

[taechnological]

Incorrect Bangtan #187

namjoon : just tell hobi he's cute. what's the worst that could happen?

yoongi : he could hear me.

[leviackermanscleaningbuddy]

Hobi: What's wrong?

Yoongi: Nothing.

Hobi: *Suspicion*

<LATER>

Hobi: Yoongi has never lied to me and I trust him with my life.

Hobi: But that shifty bastard is hiding something.

Jimin: Drugs?

Hobi: Emotions.

Jimin:*Gasp*

[correct-bangtannies]

Hoseok: People w words like cool friendly nice friend buddy guy etc in their URL. I automatically trust you

coolfriendlynicefriendbuddyguysuga: What's your credit card number?

[missbigstar]

YOONGI" gosh you're such a loser I can't even stand you "

HOSEOK"well then let go of my hand"

Yoongi gripping it tighter "never"

[kuuipobangtan]

[definitely-correct-bighit-stuff]

Hoseok: What if we start calling each other synonyms of cliche nicknames?

Yoongi: What do you mean?

Hoseok: Like, instead of 'sweetheart', I'll call you 'saccharine cardiovascular system pump'

Yoongi:

Yoongi: And why the hell would I want to be called that

[periwinkth]

Yoongi, texting: send dudes

Hoseok, visibly confused: do you mean nudes?

Yoongi: NO

Yoongi: I’m in a fight, I need people.

Hoseok: YOU’RE IN A WHAT?!

[exslytherin]

hoseok: do you like me? or do you like-like me?

yoongi, on one knee, with a ring: take a wild guess

[btsicedtea]

Yoongi: arguing with hoseok

Hoseok: :(

Yoongi: ...

Yoongi: fine come here

Hoseok: :)

Yoongi ฅ⁠^⁠•⁠ﻌ⁠•⁠^⁠ฅ

[seokkbutt]

[In the middle of an argument]

Hoseok: oh, I beg to differ.

Yoongi: then beg.

Hoseok: huh?

Yoongi: beg, b#tch.

Yoongi: it's the only thing you're good at, since that's what you do every time I fvck you.

[huachengslastbraincell]

Hoseok: Why are you like this?!

Yoongi: I used too much no more tears shampoo as a kid and haven't felt anything ever since.

Hoseok:.......

[yoongyeah2910]

Mirrors - Sope

Yoonseok - smut

Notes:

Sub bottom Yoongi, dom top Hoseok, mirrors

Chapter Text

"F-fuck..." Yoongi moaned. "Fuck, Hoseok, faster."

Hoseok was trying his best. He knew he could thrust better in a different position and further please his boyfriend so he pulled out. Yoongi almost screamed when he did.

"Turn over." Hoseok told him.

Yoongi did so without question, moving to his hands and knees. Hoseok grabbed his hips and pushed back in. They both moaned. Hoseok closed his eyes and tightened his grip on his hips.

A few minutes in, Hoseok caught sight of them in the mirror across the room. He could see Yoongi's blissful expression and how he was moving with Hoseok's thrusts. It gave him an idea.

Hoseok stopped moving and pulled Yoongi up to his chest. Yoongi whimpered. Hoseok didn't say anything, only moving them off the bed to in front of the mirror. He tried his best to stay in as they walked.

"Hoseok..." Yoongi whined. He set his hands on the wall on either side of the mirror to lean on.

Hoseok slid his hand down Yoongi's front, stopping just before his cock. "Look how pretty you are." He whispered.

Yoongi hung his head. "Just fuck me, Hoseok."

Hoseok ran his fingers through Yoongi's hair, making him tilt his head up. "Look, angel." He said.

Yoongi moved but closed his eyes. Hoseok rolled his hips, making his brow furrow. "Yoongi, baby, watch. You're so beautiful, I want you to see us." Hoseok told him.

Yoongi eventually opened his eyes. Hoseok saw his gaze was on his crotch. Hoseok continued thrusting, his hand on the inside of Yoongi's thigh. He decided to turn them so they could watch him sliding in and out.

Yoongi moaned. Hoseok was still going slow, too transfixed on the sight of them. Maybe he had a mirror kink. "See, kitty, don't we look good? Do you like watching me fuck you, seeing me disappear into your tight hole?"

"Yes," Yoongi groaned.

"What was that?" Hoseok asked.

"Yes, Hoseok, I do. It's hot." Yoongi answered.

Hoseok smiled. He turned them back to face the mirror, Yoongi leaning on the wall again. He decided to stop teasing and thrusted faster and harder. He was glad to see Yoongi kept his eyes on them.

Soon, Yoongi was jerking himself off. His load reached the mirror as he came. It sent heat to Hoseok's groin, making him moan at the sight. He kept going to get to his own orgasm. When he did, and after his initial high, he picked Yoongi up from behind his knees.

Hoseok watched himself slip out from Yoongi's hole and his cum start to leak out. He let out a pleased sigh. Yoongi released a small whine. It was a little hard to hold him in his position but Hoseok liked the imagery more. His boyfriend spread out for him, his softening cock against his stomach with dribbles of cum on it and his own cock just under Yoongi's open hole with his seed on both of them. He almost wanted to take a picture.

"Hoseok," Yoongi whimpered.

Hoseok set him down. Yoongi leaned onto the wall again so Hoseok held him up by his waist and moved them back to the bed.

"Good?" Hoseok asked. He kept his arms around his waist and pulled him close.

"Mm-hmm... perfect." Yoongi responded.

Hoseok grinned. He kissed Yoongi's neck, going up and down from under his ear to his shoulder. Hoseok knew Yoongi liked skinship after they fucked, and always gave it to him, but thought he might need something else since they did something different.

"Did you like it?" Hoseok asked. "You can tell me if you didn't."

"I liked it." Yoongi told him.

Hoseok pet his hair. "We probably won't do that every time. Unless you want to, I guess. Though it was really hot seeing you when I picked you up."

Yoongi smiled. "It was hot watching us."

Hoseok slid his hand up Yoongi's chest. He was soft and warm. Hoseok hugged him tighter and nuzzled his face into the crook of his neck. "Shower?" he asked.

"Bath." Yoongi said.

Hoseok gave him a few more kisses before getting up. He decided to worry about the bed later and headed to the bathroom. Yoongi held onto his arm as he started the bath. Once it was ready, they sat down like they did on the bed with Yoongi's back against Hoseok's chest.

They sat for a while, just feeling each other, but then moved so they could clean up. The fact that they were sitting in their own cum wasn't the nicest thought but it's not like they haven't been dirtier.

"Yoongi," Hoseok started. Yoongi hummed. Hoseok didn't even know if he had anything to say. He ended up with, "I love you."

"I love you more." Yoongi replied.

"Hm-mm, baby, don't start again." Hoseok said. When Hoseok tries to say he loves him more, they end up in a never-ending cycle of who loves who more.

"You just say that because you always lose."

Hoseok smiled and shook his head. He relents to Yoongi, not because he doesn't love him but because he didn't feel like arguing about it (even if it was playful).

"Come here." He said.

Yoongi turned around. Hoseok brushed the hair out of his face and looked at him for a moment. He was too beautiful. Hoseok kissed him, slow and soft. He set his hands on his thighs and rubbed them with his thumbs.

"Hoseok," Yoongi whispered.

Hoseok hummed. Yoongi didn't say anything for a while, so he said, "Yeah?"

"You know I love you, right?"

Hoseok smiled. "Of course I do."

Yoongi cupped his face. "Do you feel it?" he asked.

Hoseok took one of his hands and moved it to his mouth to kiss. "Of course, baby, I feel it right now."

"Good." Yoongi mumbled. "Sometimes I'm worried I don't express it."

Hoseok shook his head. He placed his hands on Yoongi's sides and ran them up and down. "You do. It's more actions than words, which I don't mind. I'm the same way."

Yoongi hummed. He moved to lay his head on Hoseok's chest. The tub wasn't the best place for this position but Hoseok scooted down to try to make it better.

"Could you... say it more often? I like hearing it." Yoongi asked.

"Of course, definitely." Hoseok said. "Do you feel it when I don't say it?"

"Of course." Yoongi said.

Hoseok grinned. He wondered how many times they were going to say that phrase. "Good. I'll remember to say it more."

"Thank you." Yoongi said quietly.

"No problem." Hoseok told him. He ran his fingers up and down Yoongi's spine. "Do you want to try something else? Like we tried the mirror?"

"Like what?"

"I don't know. Do you have any ideas?"

Yoongi hummed. "Maybe we can try a gag. And a blindfold. I don't know about bondage yet."

"But you love talking." Hoseok said.

"Yeah, well... I don't know. We can try it and see if I like it. If I don't I'll just take it off."

"Okay. I'll order one." Hoseok told him.

Yoongi snuggled further into him. "And maybe you can spank me. But not too rough."

Hoseok didn't think he was this kinky. But it was good they were talking about it. "I don't know if I'd want to hurt you like that but I'll try."

Yoongi smiled. "We don't have to if you don't want to."

"It's okay." Hoseok said. Spanking was a bit much in his eyes, but they do get a little rough so it's not too much of a difference.

"I really love you."

Hoseok grinned. "I really love you."

Yoongi cuddled even closer.

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[leviackermanscleaningbuddy]

Yoongi *backing away slowly*: Don't compliment me!

Hobi *looking him in the eye*: You are an amazing person, kind and caring, and you deserve happiness.

Yoongi *hissing*: get awaY FROM ME